girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket
having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry
none of you can do it discreetly anyways
we see you
everyone sees you
They say depression and intelligence go hand in hand, well this is Einstein and his therapist.
this breaks my heart
i reblog this every time because i think its an honest reminder of just how human everyone is plus he looks damn adorable
Brad Pitt in 1994
I lose my shit every time I see this photoset.
this is not ok
that weeb u just made fun of? his waifu just died in the latest episode of his favorite anime, think before you make fun of someone.
*fantasizes about living alone, healthy, bills payed, with a nice fenced in backyard for my dogs to play*
For The Masses:
no one coulda reblogged this a month ago when i spent 500
i like to play a game called “Where Have I Heard That Voice Actor Before”
You get a little moody sometimes but I think that’s because you like to read. People that like to read are always a little fucked up.
things they don’t show you in porn:
- elbowing each other in the face
- leg cramps
- accidentally pulling each other’s hair
- ass pubes
things they also don’t show in porn:
- sleepy morning sex
- mutual giggle fits over awkward situations
- sex fading into cuddles fading into sex and back into cuddles
- your lover’s o face
so don’t ever compare yourself to porn thank you
I was taking pictures of my back and noticed how my beauty marks form a straight line o.O
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